Signs that your "Fly by the Seat of Your Pants" evening has become a little too Fly by the Seat of Your Pants:
1. "Hey, let's go get a kamikaze at Cliffs" sounds like an excellent idea.
2. You order a kamikaze.
3. You drink about half of your kamikaze before dumping it into Jessica’s glass while she is in the bathroom.
4. You order an Old Fashioned, even though they are out of oranges, just so you can use the bourbon to get rid of the pixie stick-like sugar overdose left by the kamikaze.
5. You wake up on the couch at 5:00 am – clothes on, lights on, Full House on the TV and the dog starring at you.
Good Times.
3 comments:
So this is what happens when you turn your brain off and let someone plan your evening?
It's a good thing that you can walk home after nights like this. Otherwise, I'd really worry about you, Misty.
I think there should be more outrage that she was feeding drinks to already incapcitated, vulnerable, beautiful young woman already suffering at the hands of the kamakazee!
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