Girls' Night Out

I was given a gift certificate for one free night at Embassy Suites. I decided to use the room as home base for a girls' night out. I invited Deb, Heather and Courteney - needless to say we had a blast. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the evening - I'm sure most of them fall in the category of "you had to be there" but I wanted to post them to at least entertain the four of us:

Deb said, "When I was a kid, I once got my mouth washed out with soap for saying lousy." Heather responds with, "What were you guys, Mennonites!?"

After ordering the apple sauce as one of my side items at Lazlos,
Deb says, "The drunken apples here are so good!"
Misty says, "Deb, I think you are thinking of the apples at Famous Daves."
Deb says, with a confused look on her face, "Where are we?"

Heather's reaction to trying Deb's tequila, "It makes me want to scrape my tongue!"

I told the group about a bar in Vegas that will give you a free drink if you give them your bra. To which Heather says as she points to me, "Her bra should be worth two drinks!"

The evening ended with Deb saying to Heather, "I can't believe I had to guilt you into sleeping with me."